WH's story about Eggbert:
One hot Summers day, Eggbert Shell had volunteered to do a parachute jump for charity, he was feeling petrified, but he wouldn’t’ let that stop him. The plane took off and was hovering over the white fluffy clouds. Suddenly Eggbert got enough courage to jump, souring through the sky Eggbert approached the ground.
“Oh no! Eggbert can’t reach the parachute, he’ll crack on the ground!” exclaimed Deirdre Eggman.
Unfortunately that’s eggsactly what happened, which was distressing for all to see.
By the time the paramedics arrived he was beautifully bubbling on the scorching hot tarmac. There was only one thing for it,
Egg and Soldiers all round!